Good Pig

Where have you all been during this long break? I have been waiting for a new blog post. Some great events have happened during the break. A recap follows.

1. Ben Roethlisberger tried to pull his best Black Mamba impersonation on a recent trip to a resort. Ben, NO means NO! She did not want you to take her to the promise land, is that not what you were whispering in her ear? Just pay her some money and she will shut up. She didn't even ask for a million. Just give her a million and show off your pride and joy you tired to force upon her and things will be just peachy brother!

2. Big Papi on the roids. I can not believe it. Just take pregnant medicine like Manny and you will recover. I still gots love for Manny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCd8LV9ewEE How can you not love this guy?

3. US Open is around the corner. Team Fed will be back. I am hoping for another Roddick vs. Fed final. However this is what I am really looking forward too, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYvfJ0q0NBs&feature=PlayList&p=F966CE81FFEF90F1&index=0 WOW! I gots lots of love for ya sista! She would not know how to handle me!

4. Jon & Kate new episodes. Jon are you kidding me? Nice earrings, shave the porn star side burns and find a treadmill. Your Ed Hardy tees will not fit much longer. You are a joke. You now are in love with a 23 year old, really? Then you move onto a news reporter. Much love to you Kate, thata girl, the responsible one.

5. Pirates baseball. Congrats on being awful into the next decade. How about a toilet bowl championship between you and the Nationals. Maybe 10,000 will show up? Anyone want to take the over?

Float Trip Recap
Much love to the Boss as she survived her first trip. She came back with two bruised shins and other bruises. It would help if you would have had the canoe facing the right direction. Why were your legs so close to the front? And stop paddling already. The person in the front does nothing.

Hammer and Mr. No Chaperon, why were you guys trying to keep the water in the canoe? I do not understand. Help me understand this before future trips. I need a radio for the shower.

Horsy no need to eat the canoe, we all had some food we were willing to share. Was the metal hard to swallow? I need some water!

Here pig, sit pig, good pig! Moonpie????

Guy came in here looking for a cat! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSRF3slguhI

Rule 10.9.87
It is not legal to tell other peoples jokes with asking permission.

Quote of the Day
If you have the courage, it will work - just be strong enough to make the right decisions

Keep fighting Cubs, just hang around till the end.

I am out - Coach Duds