Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Shoes 4 Sale

What a great weekend was had this past Saturday night in St. Louis. Mr. Government had his bachelor party and a fun time was had by all. Just picture a lady asking us "Will you guys be coming back tomorrow?" Ludwig, hey Ludwig take your pants off! A casino ride to the East Side that resulted in a ride back to downtown. Jumping out of a taxi cab in on Washington Ave. You get the picture. Slinger anyone? A great time was had by all. Someone also lost their jeans. If anyone in the St, Louis downtown area finds them, please notify me immediately. HAHAHA! Unreal Johnny Law, he owes you Stretch.



I would recommend this anytime http://www.greyhound.com/home/ If you need some good entertainment and a look at the "other side" hop aboard. Keep your head down and your bag in your lap. Safe travels!



I hope all have been following the Jeremy Mayfield saga. The dude is jacked up. Let me get this right, you are saying that your step mother is making up that you are on meth. Have you been listening to yourself speak? And now NASCAR spiked your urine. How do you make this shit up? A billion dollar industry is going to spike your pee, win a race first then open your jaws. I do not watch NASCAR, I just watch the last ten laps of the Daytona 500, I have never heard of you Meth Mayfield. I tried to watch but I think my grandmother-in-law spiked my cider before the race. What a joke. Please keep up the antics, my guy Dougie Gottlieb is loving you. If you don't already check out the Gottleib show on ESPN radio from 2-5 pm. Great show!



Wife Shoe Saga
So I try to do the nice thing and buy my wife a new pair of Nikes. Nice looking shoes that make her look fresh. We get home and she is walking around the house and realizes she has the same exact pair of shoes in her closet. The shoes have NEVER been worn, NEVER! So now we have two of the same pair of shoes, just different color. We now have for sale, size 9 1/2 Nike running shoes. Make an offer! WOW!



I am trying help Wayne and Garth find Baberaham Lincoln. Hammer and I need your help! Shwing, Shwing, Shwing!



Did you all see this?



I love the women's team! My wife got screwed on this deal. A two-time Illinois All Stater can not get any love on the national team? Only chick in Illinois College intramural history to hit a home run. It was a bomb my friends. A moon shot!

Summer Visitor
Hammer Reeder graced us with his presence this past week. A great stay.
Tyrone Cochran has also made his way to Springfield. Welcome to Ebbett's Field!
Googs is also expected to make a weekend visit as well!

Quote of the Day
"Quality of life and peace of mind is something you can't ignore." Mike Bellotti

Enjoy the company, I am out - Coach Duds

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